Eliza BailsteinJun 17, 20212 minTootin' That HornYou know what’s hard but really shouldn't have to be? — Tootin’ your own horn. I love tootin’ the horns of others.
Eliza BailsteinJun 10, 20212 minMental Time TravelerMy brain travels to a possible space-time in the future, tries different options, then comes back to this reality and makes a choice. BOOM
Eliza BailsteinJun 2, 20212 minSeriously PlayfulI’m told I take life too seriously about as often as I’m told I’m not taking it seriously enough.
Eliza BailsteinMay 21, 20212 minBelieve it or NotMy semi-serious belief that cats are actually highly-intelligent intergalactic royalty deserving of worship or that fairies, mermaids, under